Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, . Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men. ↓
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| Name: DaneseS | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 12:55 PM |
| Name: Meggles18 | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:04 PM |
| Name: question | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:06 PM |
| hehe maybe I'll try that! I could use some extra cash right about now.lol ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:07 PM |
| Name: zoey9810 | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:08 PM |
LOL
maybe ill try that too, but my tits aren't big enough!!! hahah ↑ |
| Name: harper1990 | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:08 PM |
HAHAHA. That was some funny shit.
And it is true that not all blondes are dumb, I'm a blonde and I'm a fucking genius biatch. ↑ |
| Name: Opheiliamath | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:09 PM |
Mines are HUGE...I can get a cool mill stuffed comfortable in my twins!
Mo' money, mo' money! ↑ |
| Name: question | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:10 PM |
| mine are huge too,half the time I hate em.lol ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:11 PM |
| Name: Meggles18 | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:12 PM |
| Being pregnant is the best boob job you can get. Until they start to sag.. Then they suck ↑ |
| Name: harper1990 | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:13 PM |
| I have two little grapes that I pass off as tits. ↑ |
| Name: question | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:13 PM |
| oh yeah im just waiting until i quit bf... =( ↑ |
| Name: Opheiliamath | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:27 PM |
| I'm totally getting mines done. ↑ |
| Name: question | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:28 PM |
| not me,fuck the fake tits! ↑ |
| Name: Opheiliamath | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 6:29 PM |
No, not fake ones....i have enough! Don't need bigger ones!
Reduced and lifted...perky boobs.
No shame in my game. ↑ |
| Name: jillw | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 9:10 PM |
| Name: FatallyYours | Date: Aug 27th, 2007 10:07 PM |
| yeh my mom sent it to me jill lol ↑ |
| Name: NIKKIS | Date: Aug 28th, 2007 12:03 AM |
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