I am NOT Buddha! - 18 weeks, 2 days Well, it started. I knew it would happen eventually, but didn't expect it to happen so soon. People, mostly co-workers and acquaintances, are reaching out and rubbing my stomach! Hello?!? What the heck makes people think this unsolicited groping is acceptable?!?
C'mon, now! I'm not a Buddha and will not bring you luck if you rub my belly! What's next? My boobs are bigger too - want to grab them for fertility? How about my growing butt? Maybe kiss that for wealth? Sheesh!
Last weekend, Alex and I took a nice 4-day trip to Savannah to celebrate our 10-year anniversary and Alex's birthday. It was great! Weather was beautiful - cool, but still warm enough for shorts. We did plenty of walking, too! The ghost tour was cool, as was our own exploration of the city. We even got in 18 holes of mini-golf at a nearby fun-park. Alex beat me, of course, but he kept claiming that the holes were too shallow, which was why his ball kept bouncing out! Ha!
I had a dream one of the first nights there that I got my boss fired. In my dream, he had created a list of people he was going to lay off. Some of the people were to be fired that very day, the rest were to be fired in January. He gave the list to my lead to read out, then ran and hid in one of the labs, claiming that he needed to do regression testing. Well, I noticed that my name was at the top of the January layoffs and threw a fit!
I said that I couldn't help but think I was on the list because of my pregnancy, as my performance has been exemplary. I also alluded to the legal implications of such a thing. My lead said, "Well, it's out of my hands. It's all up to him."
"And where is he, the coward?" I yelled, at which point, my boss showed up. I started yelling at him, threatening to sue the company.
"It's alright," he said, "don't worry about it." Then, he reached out and touched my stomach! I went utterly insane!
"That's sexual harassment, you jerk!" I screamed, and made him march down to HR with me.
I explained what happened to the HR rep, who then asked the boss for his side. Bossman said, "Yeah, I did it. I was trying to calm her down. She was hysterical."
Then the HR rep told the bossman that he was fired because he did it and STILL did not even apologize, and that it was no accident by his own admission. Ha! I woke up about the time security was escorting the jerk out. Gee! What a stressful, but somewhat satisfying dream!
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