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Name: mother2five
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She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of
] her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied
] her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, 'But Gramma, you
] forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!'
]
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]
] My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked
] me how old I was, and I told him, '62.' He was quiet for a moment, and then
] he asked, 'Did you start at 1?'
]
] #####
]
] After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
] slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the
] children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
] Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,
] putting them b ack to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she
] heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, 'Who was THAT?'
]
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]
] A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood
] was like: 'We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a
] tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked
] wild raspberries in the woods.' The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this
] all in. At last she said, 'I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!'
]
] #####
]
] My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, 'Grandma, do you know how
] you and God are alike?' I mentally polished my halo while I asked, 'No, how
] are we alike?'
]
] 'You're both old,' he replied.
]
] #####
]
] A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word
] processor. She told him she was writing a story. 'What's it about?' he
] asked. 'I don't know,' she replied. 'I can't read.'
]
] #####
]
] I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided
] to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She
] would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued.
] At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, 'Grandma, I think you should
] try to figure out some of these yourself!'
]
] #####
]
] When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights
] off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a
] few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered,
] 'It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.'
]
]
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]
] When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, 'I'm not
] sure.' 'Look in your underwear, Grandpa,' he advised. 'mine says I'm four
] to six.'
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]
] A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, 'Grandma,
] guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The grandmother, more
] than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. 'That's interesting,' she
] said, 'how do you make babies?' 'It's simple,' replied the girl. 'You just
] change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'.'
]
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]
] Children's Logic: 'Give me a sentence about a public servant,' said a
] teacher. The small boy wrote: 'The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.'
] The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. 'Don't you know what pregnant
] means?' she asked. 'Sure,' said the young boy confidently 'It means
] carrying a child.'
]
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]
] A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
] one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
] truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
]
]
] 'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one child.
]
] 'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.'
]
] A third child brought the argument to a close. 'They use the dogs,' she
] said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrants..
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Name: Ayame | Date: Apr 8th, 2008 7:16 AM
Those are really sweet 

Name: nicole76108 | Date: Apr 8th, 2008 9:35 PM
Those r cute :) 

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