| Julie minces into the forum, flinging her hair left and then right. She frowns, grimaces, frowns again and then looks quizzical. What could be the problem? She bends down and triumphantly rips the big hair wig from her head and shock, horror...it's not Julie after all, it is in fact..........................to be continued.. ↑ |
and the "crowd", waiting with baited breath for the moment of truth..... groans in utter misery!!!!
---and around the country, Forum Fans burn up the lines!!!!
[Forum Fan #1] "Have you watched Dunesflower today?! I cannot even beginnnn to know who Julie really is oooooohhhhh and wwwhhhooo do you think the Flowergirl really is - you know she seems kinda you know what but you just never know and ohhhhhh I am just ssssuurrr I know exactly who that Julie really is [sssccccccrrrrrrxxxxxcccc]Oh, no! my cell phone is losing reception can you come online so I can tell you what I think because I know that lady Flowergirl, she is.........." and the conversation is cut short in mid sentence.
[Forum Fan #2 to Forum Fan #1] "Hey! Hey! my internet is down right now, hey! call me back!! I was going to tell you who that Julie is because Forum Fan # 3 said that she talked to #4 and #5 and #6 told them that SHHHEEEE is really the ex-girlfriend of ----- [sssccccccrrrrrrxxxxxcccc] and the phone goes dead. ↑ |
[Forum Fan # 3] (at the hair salon with her head under the dryer, flipping through soap digest) "You all will not beeeliiieevvve what I heard today!" (her voice lowers to a mere whisper. "I heard, via some veerrry inside sources that Flowergirl and Julie toottttalllly took each other out the other day!"
"Nnnoooooo???!!!" (the voices are all shocked, can't imagine such a fate)
Forum Fan # 3 smiles smugly, flipping the pages of soap digest with the air of only a Forum Fan. "it's true-you'll see." she says.
[and the drama continues] ↑ |
