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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women ↓
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| Name: Coartney | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:18 PM |
| thats my reason too haha kidding. ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:19 PM |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:19 PM |
| The bible was originally entitled 'Chuck Norris and Friends' ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman the winner would be Chuck Norris. ↑ |
| Name: Coartney | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| lol randi i like the 2nd one ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| Chuck Norris' heart doesnt beat he beats it. ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:20 PM |
| On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:21 PM |
| Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:21 PM |
| There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:21 PM |
| Chuck norris ejaculates actual seamen ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:22 PM |
| hey coartney not that you probably care..ahah did you see the tat i ended up getting? ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:22 PM |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:22 PM |
| No one can catch their own shadow, except for Chuck Norris. ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:22 PM |
| Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:22 PM |
| Chuck Norris wipes his ass with intercepted kids letters to Santa. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:23 PM |
| Chuck Norris' orgasms leave exit wounds ↑ |
| Name: Coartney | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:23 PM |
| no we havent spoken i havent been around much and when i am i dont think you ever are. braden is very colicy and "demanding" and i try to suck up my sleep, plus my husband was home so i didnt come on much. which one did you get? i got a new one too on my right forearm. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:23 PM |
| Chuck Norris' mom could beat up your dad. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:24 PM |
| Chuck Norris can rhyme with orange ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:25 PM |
did you see the post i wrote for you to get those INFOCOL drops? that is the BEST colic drops ever..i swear to god, you can only get them from the UK or Ebay
http://img412.imageshack.us/
img412/9066/sardiestatfj5.jpg
thats
half of it. I got another 4-5 hours to go, ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:25 PM |
| Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:25 PM |
| Chuck Norris invented handicaped people. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:26 PM |
| Chuck Norris invented the spoon, because killing people with a knife was just to easy ↑ |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:27 PM |
| Name: sezbi | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:32 PM |
| woops i mean COLIEF not infocol - i infocol sucks balls ↑ |
| Name: Coartney | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:36 PM |
| lmfao damnti woman get it right! haha braden just spit up all uin my moms tits, went right down her shirt haha ↑ |
| Name: Coartney | Date: May 16th, 2007 9:56 PM |
he sleeps 7 hrs at a time
ill check it. thanks ↑ |
| Name: Whittni | Date: May 16th, 2007 10:13 PM |
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