Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make a t least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ↓
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| Name: jamie1982 | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 4:03 AM |
| that has to be the funniest thing i've heard all day..the things little kids come off with lol..all though i think i might have said some of the same things when i was younger ↑ |
| Name: vane20 | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 4:05 AM |
| how cute!!! i cant wait to ask my son those types of things. ↑ |
| Name: T-rabbit | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 4:24 AM |
| just thought i would give you something to look froward to. ↑ |
| Name: Coartney | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 4:31 AM |
| Name: veronim | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 4:43 AM |
| that is fantastic - I love it ↑ |
| Name: briseis | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 12:53 PM |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:10 PM |
| omg, i that it's so cute! ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:16 PM |
| this is Wonderful..i sent it to my mom!!! ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:18 PM |
| ok danses i'mputer tarded how do i save it to my puter???? ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:21 PM |
| do you know how to copy and paste??? you highlight the whole thing and then right click and hit copy and then where ever you want to paste it (like word perfect or an email or something) you right click and hit paste ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:21 PM |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:26 PM |
| ok, but now i feel really tarded :( every since my yahoo tool bar changed i have no idea where the cut and paste is i looked but can not find it....any idea??? ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:30 PM |
| right click when its highlighted inside the highlight part so it doesnt un-highlight....and click on copy and then when you go to paste it somewhere you right click in the space where your going to paste it and it will give you the option to paste ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:33 PM |
| ok i had already done that, thats why i asked i thought i wasn't doing it right. it won't let mr cut or paste???? ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:33 PM |
| ohhh hang on lemme try it that way ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:34 PM |
| if it helps..i dont know how to use the yahoo toolbar..lol only the copy paste method i just told you..lol ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:34 PM |
| ok got it thanks, lol!!! ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:35 PM |
| so btw hows danses this morning? ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:38 PM |
| i am good...i cant seem to sleep past 730 anymore though...im not sure why...i wake up and no matter how i try i cant sleep....its crazy... how are you this morning M25?? ↑ |
| Name: mother2five | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 1:45 PM |
| already busy as heck, the kids got up like 30 min early and i was trying to pay bills and i have to meet a customer at our warehouse in like half an hour, so i gotta run the kids to school a bit early, oh yeah and my hubby is coming home tonight so i wanna try to get all my work done befor ehe gets home so we can spend some time together. But I'll prolly be back on at some point today. Have a great day! ↑ |
| Name: DaneseS | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 2:11 PM |
| Oh YaY your hubby will be home thats so exciting!! Hope you can get everything done in time!! Have a great day ↑ |
| Name: christiansmommy | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 6:23 PM |
| OH MY GOD! I'M ABOUT TO PRINT THIS OUT AND PASS IT TO SOME OF MY CO-WORKERS! ↑ |
| Name: harper1990 | Date: Apr 12th, 2007 7:25 PM |
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