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| Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 11:02 AM |
| 5. emo 9676 up, 4363 down A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment. ↑ |
| Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 11:04 AM |
| 8. emo 4398 up, 3810 down the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it.. man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately ↑ |
| Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 11:05 AM |
| 15. emo 267 up, 110 down There are two types of emo's. 1. You have the fake, trendy, bullshit emo. These are the people that force themselves to be emo, try to dramatize their life, and think wearing black and cutting your wrists is emo. 2. The true emo, some who is overly emotional. Thats right, emo's can smile and be happy! Many people suffering from manic depression are labelled emo, because they can't help feeling like life fucking sucks. Alot of them also cut, hence people labelling other people who cut 'emo' ((Also, to all the people who say emo is shit, and say 'dont become emo' then label people emo when you decide they are, you are a bunch of tosspots who can go shoot yourself in the face.)) 1. Fake emo: Oh my god, I saw how awesome emo's are on tv, I so have to be one *two days later* *is wearing fully black clothes, make up, and is carrying a razor with them.* Fake emo: My parents don't get me. Nobody gets me... 2. True emo: *is being hyper and dancing* I loooove life *20 minutes later* God...I f*cking hate this...dammit.. ↑ |
| Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 11:06 AM |
| 23. Emo 201 up, 146 down Attention whores. Kids and young adults who really don't have any actual problems, and instead decide to use their creativity, or lack thereof, to craft false problems. Emo kids are mostly seen with acoustic guitars and My Chemical Romance attire, as well as black hair that simply screams "kick me in the balls as hard as you can". High-pitch nasally voice can often be heard uttering the words "You just don't understand", followed by the sound of slamming door, then muffled whimpering as the individual proceeds to scratch their wrist, hoping you'll take notice of their weak and futile efforts to portray suicide and/or self-mutilation. But most notably, Emos keep records of thier so-called "problems" in diaries. These records mostly include pointless whiny rants: "Dear Diary, those stupid jocks at school think I'm gay. Why can't they understand that heterosexual boys like me just like to kiss other heterosexual boys once in a while. They're so mean, and it depresses me... They say I'm Emo, even though I'm just misunderstood." *sniff* *scratch* "They just don't understand" "And Karen dumped me today. She says I'm the perfect guy, and that I'm always there for her, just like when her Chimichangas were too cold, and she ended up cutting her wrist out of shear depression. She says it's not me, it's her. She says I'm too good for her. I love her so much... I think I'll express my undying love for her by throwing my pillows and crying... and perhaps I'll write a love song and sing it off-key..." *sniff* ↑ |
| Name: Nicolaaa | Date: May 29th, 2007 1:52 PM |
| dear god atomic...this cracked me up...hahahaaa...im so gonna show this to my emo friend ryan...he's a legend...but a twat if im honest. He's got these HUUUGGGE holes in his ears now from putting in them idiot things that stretch them...and he has so many tattoos as he's now 18. He's the guy that was gonna tattoo my wrist! ↑ |
| Name: jess93 | Date: Jun 12th, 2007 11:08 AM |
| hey not all "emo" kids are like that. just the posers cause you have probably never seen a real emo kid cause we HIDE IT. and yes kids with fake problems do that and it bugs the hell out of the rest of us cause they call us posers for not gressing like them or showing off our marks. and not all middle class kids are "well-off" i live in a middle class house that my mom works hard to afford but still can't and we are to broke to move. i can be happy and that diary thing was funny but it probably goes more with posers and fakes.and there is nothing wrong with mcr ↑ |
| Name: 666Vampriss_raven666 | Date: Jun 3rd, 2008 10:52 PM |
| this is wat i say 2 these definition 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)=no not realy im emo and i love the bad boys 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".=not true 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)=emos arent always depressed 4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.=this 1 is just gay 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.=NOT TRUE ↑ |
| Name: Lola-May | Date: Jul 17th, 2008 7:14 PM |
| lol "Definition of an 'Emu"!!! ha ha ha! I think the definition of an "Emu" is a large flightless bird from Australia... Sorry, not being a bitch, just finding it funny : ) ↑ |
| Name: soemo_tional | Date: Oct 31st, 2008 11:48 PM |
| WTF ARE CALLING EMOS!!?? EMOS ARE JUST EXPRESSING THERESELFS! U GOT A PROBLEM,WELL I'M AN EMO CHICK AND U CAN STF UP!!! WE'RE ALSO SENSITIVE,SO DONT PUSH UR LUCK. ↑ |
