Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
-- Steve Bluestone
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
- Morey Amsterdam
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
--Lewis Grizzard
There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money.
--Ben Franklin.
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
--Dave Starr
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
--Larry Reeb
I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed."
--Phil Foster
He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
--Ben Franklin
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
--Jimi Celeste
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
--Martha Scott
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
--Josh Billings ↓
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