I think I have nice ______ ↓
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eyes!!!
people think i always wear fake eyelashes, and wear contacts!! sorry it's all me!!!
i USED to have nice boobs...until they got rediculously large, thanks to having two kids!! lol ↑ |
smile & hair, I get complimented at least 3/4 times a day ↑ |
skin..i always get told my skin is so soft..and my face looks like an porcelian doll.. ↑ |
lmfao @ guinea pigs
I think i have nice Thrush... i need some cream but the shop isnt open =( ↑ |
Well according to Rain I am a man so therefore I think I have a nice "package". ↑ |
nature,people say i am very caring and easy to talk too. ↑ |
kids.... I know, but I always get comments from people about how nice and well mannered they are... They don't see them at home painting eachother with yogurt!!! LOL ↑ |
I like big butts and I cannot lie... LOL ↑ |
you other brothas can't deny.....common keep going...LOL ↑ |
when a girl walks in... ↑ |
with an itty bitty waist.... ↑ |
I don't know the rest of the words... (sung to the beat of the song) LOL ↑ |
And a round thing in your face you get sprung, wanna pull out your tough cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture.....lol.... i used to like that song alot when I was younger....kinda sticks with ya... ha h ah ↑ |
Damn!!! Rock on wit yo bad self! ↑ |
Tell 'em to shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back! ↑ |
don't wanna have too much "back" though otherwise you end up with back fat... I HATE back fat!! Ewwww. ↑ |
Back fat is almost as bad as camel toes... Double EWWWWW ↑ |
AAAHHHH MAN!!! NO NO NOT THE CAMEL TOE!!!! that's gotta be the worst thing EVER to see.... ↑ |
There was this trailer trash girl I used to work with. She would always come in to the office smelling like she just left the bar and EVERY I mean EVERY pair of pants she owned were CAMELTOED!!! It was disgusting. That can't feel good day after day... wouldn't your little hootie get chaffed? I hate it when my hootie gets chaffed!! ↑ |
ha ha ha!!! ah man....that's sick....picture this....i'm at the beach...there's a very very large women there in a bikini top and spandex shorts......ugh....you know, i have nothing against large people, but i mean you should wear things that suit you body....there are certain things you just shouldn't wear....obviously she wasn't self-conscious of her body, which is all fine and dandy, but pleeeeaaaaassseeee...... ↑ |
You just had to go there bmes! We were at the beach one time when my son was about 9. He comes to me with this HORRIFIED look on his face..."Mom, you won't believe this but that really big lady laying over there is NAKED!!! I look and sure enough no bathing suit. Well, just as I work myself up to go and tell her to put something on...this is not a nude beach ya know...and if anybody is going to scar my kid for life, it's going to be me! She stands up and she DID have a suit on but it was this tiny itty bitty thong bikini and her rolls of flab had rolled over and were covering the strings in the back. Her belly covered the front bottom so all you could see were these 2 tiny patches of fabric covering her mountainous boobs!! EWWWWWW!! ↑ |
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