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If They Married...

if Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

if yoko ono had married sonny bono, she would have been yoko ono bono

if olivia newton-john married wayne newton, then divorced him to marry elton john, she'd be olivia newton-john newton john.

if sondra locke married eliot ness, then divorced him to marry herman munster, she'd become sondra locke ness munster.

if bea arthur married sting, she'd be bea sting.

if liv ullman married judge lance ito, then divorced him and married billy beaver (game show host), she'd be liv ito beaver.

if shirley jones married tom ewell, then johnny rotten, then nathan hale, she'd be shirley ewell rotten hale.

if tuesday weld married hal march III, she'd be tuesday march 3.

if snoop doggy dogg married winnie the pooh, he'd be snoop doggy dogg pooh.

HOPE U LIKE EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Name: momof3 | Date: Nov 16th, 2006 8:36 PM
Those are awesome!!! I was taking a drink of hot tea when I started reading the first one and almost can out from laughing!!! Where do you get these things? 

Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 16th, 2006 8:44 PM
uncle john's ahhh-inspiring bathroom reader.

HERE'S MORE!!!!

Warning Labels:

on a duraflame fireplace log: "Caution-risk of fire".

On a toilet bowl brush:"Do not use orally".

On a portable stroller: "Caution:Remove infant before folding for storage".

In a microwave oven manual: "Do not use for drying pets".

In the instructions for a digital thermometer: "Do not use orally after using rectally".

On a bottle of hair coloring: "Do not use as an ice cream topping".

hehehe 

Name: momof3 | Date: Nov 16th, 2006 8:47 PM
Those are too good. Is that, that book you where talking about? If so I need to get it!! 

Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 16th, 2006 8:49 PM
its the same one i got those looney laws from. 

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