remember you posted the "texas friends vs reg friends" and i told you there was Marine one....here it is
Friends -vs.- Marine Friends
It's true...
FRIENDS: Tell you NOT to do something stupid when drunk
MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught!
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FRIENDS:
Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS:
Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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FRIENDS
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Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but... that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS
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Cry with you.
MARINE FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to suck it up, then get drunk as hell.
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FRIENDS:
Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MARINE FRIENDS: "acquire" each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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FRIENDS:
Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS
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Know a few things about you.
MARINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS:
Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS:
Would knock on your door.
MARINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "yo! Come check this shit!!!"
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FRIENDS:
Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the
bar.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS
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Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and
try to steal free drinks all night
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FRIENDS:
Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit motherfucker!!!!
haha...SO true!
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FRIENDS
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Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MARINE Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money.
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FRIENDS
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Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MARINE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!" and so on for the whole night.
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FRIENDS
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Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out and talk shit, at the same
time!!
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FRIENDS
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Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MARINE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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FRIENDS:
Will ignore this
MARINE FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends. ↓
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