When I'm an Old Lady!!!
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness.....just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they have provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be excited!
I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture....wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone just out of reach
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my greens or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill my milk on the table,
And they'll get angry then I'll run if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll sit close to the tv and through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if They'll stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mudd till the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a simple smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's finally sleeping!!"
God Bless All Moms and Grandma's Everywhere! ↓
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