Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, . Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men. ↓
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hehe maybe I'll try that! I could use some extra cash right about now.lol ↑ |
LOL
maybe ill try that too, but my tits aren't big enough!!! hahah ↑ |
Mines are HUGE...I can get a cool mill stuffed comfortable in my twins!
Mo' money, mo' money! ↑ |
mine are huge too,half the time I hate em.lol ↑ |
Being pregnant is the best boob job you can get. Until they start to sag.. Then they suck ↑ |
I have two little grapes that I pass off as tits. ↑ |
oh yeah im just waiting until i quit bf... =( ↑ |
I'm totally getting mines done. ↑ |
No, not fake ones....i have enough! Don't need bigger ones!
Reduced and lifted...perky boobs.
No shame in my game. ↑ |
yeh my mom sent it to me jill lol ↑ |
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