You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town
The public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather
drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be
caught dead on the "Orange Line"
You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and
that is how you give directions
If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three
different names
53 degrees is "on the warm side"
You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone "to go" in the snow
You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the"Boston
Accent" on TV
You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"
A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it " bubbla".
You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen
minutes
You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, Peabody,
Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster
You know what they sell at a "packie"
You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
Paranoia sets in when you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS
You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming
traffic so you can make a left
You've bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop
You know what a "regular coffee" is!
You can navigate a rotary without a problem
You use the words "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in the same sentence
You know what a frappe is ↓
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