remember this story:
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so
she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, and then throw them
away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a
large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried
herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop
right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."
That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her bottom that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU." ↓
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