My kids have lost their everlovin' friggin' minds... Alison decided to get the bag of cotton balls (which I had on the shelf in Colin's room for butt medicine) and get her scissors and cut them to shreds... HOLY SHIT WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!!!! ↓
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LOL...i a couple of weeks ago i left a bottle of body wash in my son's room. i layed him down to take a nap and he decided he wasn't going to, found the wash, opened it, and had a field day with it. it was EVERY WHERE!!! all over the walls, him, in his toy box, and his bed. i spent every bit of an hour cleaning it up. ↑ |
Well they just came out of their pool. The thing looks like a feeding trough because it is full of the the grass and mud they pulled up and threw in. I stripped them naked in the yard, hosed 'em down and dragged them in the house... I need a beer. ↑ |
Corona???
AAAAAAAAAAhhahhahahhahah.......poor mom!!!!!! ↑ |
Yes indeedy goddamn dooo... Got a case and four limes. Ought to get me through the afternoon. LOLOLOLOL ↑ |
"clink" .......cheers lllllllllmao!!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
OOOOOOOh and wooohooo for you.......dont blame ya ONE BIT!!!!!!!!! ENJOY! ↑ |
Need a smoke... BRB!!!! ↑ |
have two......inhale deeply..........llllllmao!!!!!!! ↑ |
what i wouldn't give for a corona with a slice of lime... UUUGGHHH!!! ↑ |
all three of us!!!!!!! me too!
Well, hang on.....we can go to bebe's......we'll pick up some on the way bebe.....plenty to go around then lolol!!!!!! ↑ |
give me a vodka diet coke and a slice of lemon and i am one happy bunny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yum yum yum yum yum ↑ |
ummmm suppose i can unpack all this crap .....with one hand??! Hang.......i'll let ya know lol! ↑ |
i'll bring the bag of sand and the beach chairs!!! ↑ |
Ashley... who needs sand when Iive on the Gulf Coast.. Got the beach chairs covered... I need Vodka.. Only have about half a bottle of Skyy left!!!! LOL ↑ |
ok.......Ashley's got that covered......i got the flowes to put in the drinks!!!!!!!.i'll bring them!!!!! We got fruit.....so we can slice those up too and scure em llllllmao.....almost set!!!!! What else??! ↑ |
Amy.. You bring the diet Coke... No soda in my house.. HOWEVER i have the fixin's for strawberry daquiris and margaritas.... That wouldn't suck... ↑ |
Or duct tape... which ever you prefer!! LOL ↑ |
o0o0o0o...that's right you do live down there...my bad..lol. well, then i'll bring my floppy beach hat and we'll have it made! ↑ |
NOW ........all we need is a parade of ummmmm......hunky beach cabana boys for entertainment!!!!!!!! ↑ |
I GOT DUCT TAPE GALORE...................hubby is sheet metal guys..........WERE set!!!!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
Got the smokes..... Any one have a joint... Cleaning the kitchen would be sooo much nicer with one... LOLOLOL Oh God I would probably climb in bed and pass out. LOL ↑ |
but they have to wear speedo's and a black bow tie...that would be their uniform!! ↑ |
ok.......so i been sippin while typin..........hubby is just ONE guy.....but at the moment.......seems like.....two or more llllllllllmao!!!!!!! ↑ |
Ohhhhh sweaty cheap Mexican labor in my backyard doing my landscaping with the whirrr of the blender and Jimmy Buffett in the background... ♪♫Alll those tourists covered with oil.... ♪♫ ↑ |
WAIT WAIT we need bmes.......or since i live in MIssion......(pot capital of canada)....I could just go round and sniff out the neighbouring properties???????? Gotta be someone close???!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
Who needs the bowtie... just gets in the way... a pair of work boots and dirty Levi's will do me just fine... Owww ↑ |
Canada!! Damn... You're at least 20 hours away on a good day... can't wait that long.. Just use your imagination ♪♫Wasted away again in Margaritaville♪♫ ↑ |
"wasted away........in Margaritaville.......""
I got the lighter out.........i'm wavin it bank and forth.........im with ya!!!!! ↑ |
oops..............llllllllllmao
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