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Name: bebe9281
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My kids have lost their everlovin' friggin' minds... Alison decided to get the bag of cotton balls (which I had on the shelf in Colin's room for butt medicine) and get her scissors and cut them to shreds... HOLY SHIT WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!!!!
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Name: Ashley Dawn | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:30 PM
LOL...i a couple of weeks ago i left a bottle of body wash in my son's room. i layed him down to take a nap and he decided he wasn't going to, found the wash, opened it, and had a field day with it. it was EVERY WHERE!!! all over the walls, him, in his toy box, and his bed. i spent every bit of an hour cleaning it up. 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:35 PM
Well they just came out of their pool. The thing looks like a feeding trough because it is full of the the grass and mud they pulled up and threw in. I stripped them naked in the yard, hosed 'em down and dragged them in the house... I need a beer. 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:42 PM
Corona???
AAAAAAAAAAhhahhahahhahah.......poor mom!!!!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:53 PM
Yes indeedy goddamn dooo... Got a case and four limes. Ought to get me through the afternoon. LOLOLOLOL 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:54 PM
"clink" .......cheers lllllllllmao!!!!!!!!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:55 PM
OOOOOOOh and wooohooo for you.......dont blame ya ONE BIT!!!!!!!!! ENJOY! 


Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:55 PM
Need a smoke... BRB!!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 7:59 PM
have two......inhale deeply..........llllllmao!!!!!!! 

Name: Ashley Dawn | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:01 PM
what i wouldn't give for a corona with a slice of lime... UUUGGHHH!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:03 PM
all three of us!!!!!!! me too!

Well, hang on.....we can go to bebe's......we'll pick up some on the way bebe.....plenty to go around then lolol!!!!!! 

Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:03 PM
give me a vodka diet coke and a slice of lemon and i am one happy bunny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yum yum yum yum yum 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:04 PM
ummmm suppose i can unpack all this crap .....with one hand??! Hang.......i'll let ya know lol! 

Name: Ashley Dawn | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:05 PM
i'll bring the bag of sand and the beach chairs!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:07 PM
Ashley... who needs sand when Iive on the Gulf Coast.. Got the beach chairs covered... I need Vodka.. Only have about half a bottle of Skyy left!!!! LOL 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:07 PM
ok.......Ashley's got that covered......i got the flowes to put in the drinks!!!!!!!.i'll bring them!!!!! We got fruit.....so we can slice those up too and scure em llllllmao.....almost set!!!!! What else??! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:08 PM
Amy.. You bring the diet Coke... No soda in my house.. HOWEVER i have the fixin's for strawberry daquiris and margaritas.... That wouldn't suck... 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:09 PM
BABYSITTERS!!!!!!!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:09 PM
Or duct tape... which ever you prefer!! LOL 

Name: Ashley Dawn | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:09 PM
o0o0o0o...that's right you do live down there...my bad..lol. well, then i'll bring my floppy beach hat and we'll have it made! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:09 PM
NOW ........all we need is a parade of ummmmm......hunky beach cabana boys for entertainment!!!!!!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:10 PM
I GOT DUCT TAPE GALORE...................hubby is sheet metal guys..........WERE set!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:10 PM
Got the smokes..... Any one have a joint... Cleaning the kitchen would be sooo much nicer with one... LOLOLOL Oh God I would probably climb in bed and pass out. LOL 

Name: Ashley Dawn | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:11 PM
but they have to wear speedo's and a black bow tie...that would be their uniform!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:12 PM
ok.......so i been sippin while typin..........hubby is just ONE guy.....but at the moment.......seems like.....two or more llllllllllmao!!!!!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:12 PM
Ohhhhh sweaty cheap Mexican labor in my backyard doing my landscaping with the whirrr of the blender and Jimmy Buffett in the background... ♪♫Alll those tourists covered with oil.... ♪♫ 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:13 PM
ROCK ON MAXIE!!!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:13 PM
WAIT WAIT we need bmes.......or since i live in MIssion......(pot capital of canada)....I could just go round and sniff out the neighbouring properties???????? Gotta be someone close???!!!!!!!!! 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:14 PM
Who needs the bowtie... just gets in the way... a pair of work boots and dirty Levi's will do me just fine... Owww 

Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:15 PM
Canada!! Damn... You're at least 20 hours away on a good day... can't wait that long.. Just use your imagination ♪♫Wasted away again in Margaritaville♪♫ 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:19 PM
"wasted away........in Margaritaville.......""

I got the lighter out.........i'm wavin it bank and forth.........im with ya!!!!! 

Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 21st, 2007 8:19 PM
oops..............llllllllllmao
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