Ok. I'm sorry but I have to confess. Yes I did it! I caused my husbands most embarassing moment... this evening I wanted to teach my husband a lesson. Our children are small and go to bed early. After all is said and done, the first thing he does is get butt naked.
So.........our living room is right off the entry. And on the entry wall is a mirror. In that mirror from a really good angle I could see my husband sitting on the loveseat watching TV without a care in the world.
Funny thoughts start running through my mind. I'm laughing histerically to myself. Should I, should I not. Should I, should I not.
YES I SHOULD!!!
I get up and walk over to him, kiss him on the check and tell him I'm going to run a load of clothes, I'll be back in a minute. Our house is not large and makes a complete circle so it was easy for me to get to the front door unnoticed.
In the mirror, I see him watching TV. He does not see me, he's got beer in hand, remote in the other and totally out of reality. I slowly and quietly open the front door all the while I'm watching him.
As I'm watching him, I carefully slide my hand out the door and reach for the doorbell. I'm perfectly positioned to witness what I think is about to happen.
As I push the doorbell, I swing the door open widely and exclaim, HI Come on in!
Picture it! A bare assed man, in his 40's flying over the back of the loveseat naked. I can't stop laughing.
That will be a sight embedded into my memory for a lifetime and then some.
Yes, I'll let you all envision my nasty thoughts tonights. Good night all. ↓
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