1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
]
] 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.
]
] 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
]
] 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
]
] 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
]
] 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
]
] 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
] light switch away.
]
] 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
] Woman - "WHAT?"
] Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
]
] 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
]
] 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
] into this cheap motel room.
]
] 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
]
] 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
] the afternoon.
]
]
] And.... the best for last!
]
]
] 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
] tighten up. ↓
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