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Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree
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It appears that me and my plastic fantastic friend - my trusty little Nova T Intra Uterine Contraceptive Device - have permanently parted company :-(
This device that has been preventing overpopulation of the UK with little snowflakes since 2000 has gone.....whereabouts unknown........ :-(
I have searched and searched for it, but to no avail. I have had to resort to visiting the pharmacy for the morning after pill :-(
and
Do you know what is the cause of this terrible, tragic event???
Yes, you've guessed it........IT'S THE DAMN MOONCUP!!!!!!!!
When I tried it in the other day I could feel cramps in my uterus, but thought nothing of it.......alas, it was my IUD being ruthlessly sucked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTHING has ever come out of my uterus before! NOT even a baby! I had two c-sections! I have had IUDs for 8 years now and I have never experienced this before!!!!!!!!!!!
I am absolutely gobsmacked!
I am going to the Family Planning Clinic tonite so that they can advise me on what to do!!!!!!!!!!
wtf???
*ROTFFLMFAO*
I ask ya!!!!!!!!!!!!! ↓
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| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:15 PM |
LMAO....yourtoo funny!
Little snowflakes.......your killing me! ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:18 PM |
I dunno what the nurse at the clinic is gonna say when I wave my Mooncup at her???
Crikey, I don't want anymore kidz! I can't look after the ones that I've got and don't get me started on the animals as well!!!!!!
I'm snowed under man!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:18 PM |
| LOL...I thought you went ot the clinic last night? ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:19 PM |
| I never heard of a freaking mooncup till you said about it! I thought it was a dessert! ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:20 PM |
LMAO at dessert. Some people might like it I guess...
Not my thing. ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:21 PM |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:22 PM |
The damn mooncup thing must be like a Dyson or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ROTFFLMAO*
Wait till Sarah hears about this! She'll be laughin' at me! ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:23 PM |
| No, I go tonite. In three or so hours. ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:23 PM |
| I'm phoning for an appointment now. ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:24 PM |
| Heck, I love my IUD!!!!!!! I miss it!!!!! I wonder where it is!!!!! It'll be all lonely!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:28 PM |
| I laugh everytime I come in this post....I hope it never gets deleted...we can come in hear for a laugh at your expense! ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:28 PM |
*LMAO*
I can't wait to see my husband's face!!!!! He will turn white and start sweatin' I can tell ya!!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:29 PM |
*LMAO*
Life is nutz huh? ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:30 PM |
| LMAO...when I told hubby I was prego the second time he went white, and didn't believe me...had to go rummage through the garbage for the stinking test kit! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:32 PM |
| Well gotta go make some dinner......hhhmmmm....what to make????? ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:35 PM |
| we're havin' sausages 'n' mash tonite! ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 3:36 PM |
Owy.....my left kidney is hurtin'.... :-(
That's probably where the damn IUD is :-/ ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 4:15 PM |
| Just remember how much I cherish our friendship when you read the comment I left you on Cafe Mom : ))) ↑ |
| Name: hdc_momof2 | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 6:03 PM |
| I KNEW THAT DANG MOONCUP WAS BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 6:45 PM |
| Name: Nicolaaa | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 6:51 PM |
your iud got sucked out by ur mooncup? so your iud just fell otu???? omg that must have been so painful
and the family clinic is open EVENINGS??? ooooohh ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 6:52 PM |
| LOL...Nicola she didn't know it got sucked out....she never found it!......say NO to MOONCUPS! ↑ |
| Name: Nicolaaa | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 7:54 PM |
| how do you know that the iud is gone??? lol....i want one i think...(not right this sec obviously but asap after baby is born) ↑ |
| Name: hdc_momof2 | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 8:10 PM |
well nicola...if you get one...DON'T USE A MOONCUP!!!!!!!!!
lmfao ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 8:51 PM |
| BACK AWAY FROM THE MOONCUPS!!!! LOL ↑ |
| Name: Shelbysmom01 | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 9:20 PM |
OMG - that IS terrible AS. I would be real concerned about the IUD's whereabouts. I didn't think that mooncup looked very good when I saw it but hey, to each her own. You were VERY brave to try it. I hope all turns out well for you anyhow : )
lmao - little snowflakes!!! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 9:39 PM |
| LOL...I think were all afraid of the mooncup! get your money back AS ↑ |
| Name: Layne | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 9:41 PM |
| OMG Atomic you are to much...hahaha.... ↑ |
| Name: Layne | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 9:41 PM |
| and thankyou I needed a good lauph.:) ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 10:27 PM |
I went to the FPClinic! It was full of fkn stupid chavvy young girls giggling about condoms. I was sick of them by the end!
Anyway, the doc can't find my IUD so I have to go for an Ultrasound now. If it's still inside then they'll have to go for an instrumental removal as there's no strings for them to pull on :-/
I have a feeling that it's not there at all. I've never had lost strings before :-/
I dunno. I'm really sore anyway. It fkn hurt me! The doc was nice, but she was still raking around up there!
I'll have to make an appointment to see my GP tomorrow and arrange to go to the hospital.
I dunno when this thing got lost. I hope I'm not pregnant! YIKES!!!!!!!
I SO don't need this right now :-/ ↑ |
| Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 10:28 PM |
| If any of you does happen to find my IUD then please tell me right away to avoid anymore painful internal examinations!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
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