lllllllllllllllmao...............WHO is this guy bmes........??? i love this stuff but never heard of him until you lol.
Thats hilarious lllllllllllllllllmao more!!!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
im laughing........sitting back in my chair............thinkin who the hell stops to think of things like this??????.............hhhhhhhahahahahaha......... ↑ |
I think this is one of the best ones ever:
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
I love Jack Handey ↑ |
they used to use his one liners on SNL as fillers, and National Lampoon published some of his stuff....and some other magazines and stuff....i never knew about him either until my dad told me about him. he's so fkin' funny!!! ↑ |
lmao randi!!! that's hilarious!! ↑ |