WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH
]
] We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. And for some reason,
] that's ok.
]
] We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts
] while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
]
] We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly
] believe we could do it too.
]
] In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
] homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
]
] We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the floor,
] pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.
]
] We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
] barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
]
] We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
] comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
]
] We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... And so is the geek
] next to us.
]
] We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss
] should they be around
]
] The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar
] and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
]
] Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them
] half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
]
] We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it.
]
] We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us
] just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
] vodka.
]
] We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor..
] or
] like
] the mop.
]
] We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong
] way but..."
]
] We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
]
] Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
]
] We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just
] sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
]
] We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down
] on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
]
] We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..
] but soo beautiful! B) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't
] walk straight.
]
] No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said
] what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other
] the next day.
]
How true!!!! ↓
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| Name: BabyCheeks | Date: Apr 18th, 2006 6:44 PM |
That is so funny Kylie! I only replied to bump it up to the front of the list, for those who havent read it yet. hehe
Have a good day! ↑ |
| Name: kristin | Date: Apr 18th, 2006 7:00 PM |
| Very funny....and a little sad about how true all those things are! I know when I have had a few too many to drink, I would hug anyone...including a tree. I am now 33 weeks pregnant. Wow...its been a while since ive had a glass of wine...........forgot what it was like! ↑ |
| Name: .......... | Date: May 15th, 2006 2:29 AM |
| hehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahhh thats tooo funny but soooo true ↑ |
| Name: Lynne n | Date: May 15th, 2006 9:35 AM |
That put a smile on my face thanks!
It sounds just like my friday night out with the girls! ↑ |
| Name: Irene | Date: May 15th, 2006 5:21 PM |
LMAO toooooooo true and funny, long gone those days but hey you brought back some memories, the hugging,the i love you, the danciong, the oh my God i love this song, the blaming the shoes,the feeling tired yet still hanging about in club, the smoking outside in my girlfriends car, i was too unexperienced and shy to smoke in public,Im still laughing, thanks Kylie i needed that,
God bless you ↑ |
| Name: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Date: May 18th, 2006 11:21 PM |
| You forgot the part about waking up to someone you don't know!!!!(Hey,it happens more than you know!!) ↑ |
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